Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Awkward Turtle


If there's one thing a Misfit knows, it's an awkward moment. We Misfits think differently, that's all, and sometimes that leads to misunderstanding, unintended associations, differing opinions, and uncomfortable conversation gaps. To diffuse unpleasant feelings generated in awkward moments, simply utilize the Awkward Turtle gesture as illustrated below in this helpful video.

The Awkward Turtle is a well-accepted gesture that is referenced in Urbandictionary.com, documented amongst multiple permutations on YouTube, and given a definition in the "Types of Gestures" entry of Wikipedia:

"The Awkward Turtle is a gesture made after something awkward just happened, or when there is an awkward silence. To perform an awkward turtle there are three steps to take. First, place your hands on top of each other with both palms facing down and the fingers pointing forward. Next, move thumbs out and away from the hands. Finally, rotate the thumbs forward in a circular motion. The only catch is that in American Sign Language this gesture means sea turtle, not awkward turtle."

The Awkward Turtle gesture and its many relatives do wonders in alleviating strain in social situations, generating some laughs, and allowing Misfits to maintain their quirky, unique identities without being completely unbearable to make small talk with. Go ahead- take this gesture for a couple practice runs; finally you can rest assured that, come an awkward moment, you shall be prepared.

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